Posted 5 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

Posted 1 week ago

pikminchick:

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

This needs to be more known to parents

(Source: troye-troye-thefabulousboy)

Posted 1 week ago

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

Posted 1 week ago

sodamnrelatable:

totally-relatable:

“Go wash the dishes!”

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“Go take out the garbage!”

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“Go fold the clothes!”

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“Go make me coffee!”

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“Go do the laundry!”

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“Go hang the clothes!”

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“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

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(Source: sreezuh)

Posted 1 week ago

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

Posted 1 week ago

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

joshpecksmom:

when your body gets chills from listening to a song, you know that’s good shit

Posted 1 week ago

canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened